The best type of orange segment you can ever get
Sometimes we bring you hard hitting stuff – about North Korea or wooing women or… Ok we rarely bring you hard hitting stuff. But today is the opposite of cold, factual news – it’s soft and welcoming actually.
Today is just a tribute to one of life’s beautiful moments.
To those times when you find a tiny orange segment hidden away behind a larger piece. Those little things are truly the most delicious orange segments a person could ever experience. They are juicier, they are citrusier (definitely a word) and they don’t come around too often.
Little fruit is the best fruit. It makes you feel like a giant. It also tastes slightly sharper than big squishy fruit. That’s all the good things I can think of – but that feels like enough.
If you want to understand how I feel about this orange segment, watch how this guy Steven talks about his potatoes. I love these oranges with the same fiery passion.
This is the full episode 1 of the UK Apprentice so skip to 33.31 for the potato speech. It’s really quite special.