The best surname to marry into
Is it enough of a blog post to tell you that yesterday I met a man with the surname Booty?
Like Bootylicious, booty-shaking… That sort of Booty.
Harry Booty was his full name and, ladies, you should totally marry into that. Just do it.
You’ll be like Beyonce by default with that name.
Would it be ok if I just left you with the knowledge that this most wonderful surname exists?
Like on a genuine, quite serious man who lives in london.
Would you be convinced that it is most definitely a best thing?
…I sure hope so.