Jon’s 5 best from Barcelona

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Whereas Steve went to Paris, I went to Barcelona. But in an effort to make this quite different from just me showing you my holiday photos, I’m going to give you the best of the little things. The stuff that you might miss if you can’t keep your eyes off the amazing Sagrada Familia (pictured).

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  1.  The best can of coke
    On the continent the coke cans come long and thin. It’s the same recipe, but the novelty tastes delicious. Avoid normal coca-cola, run screaming from pepsi and go straight for this beauty.
  2. The best way to destroy a pizza
    This is one for all of those people who take issue with pizza. Maybe you’re jealous of it’s popularity with women or maybe you hate how it makes the Turkish eggplant pie look stupid.
    Either way, a sure fire way to put people off the Italian special is to Mama-bird all the ingredients together and slop them into a conical bread vessel.
    Behold the Pizza cone, available at Barcelona zoo:

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3. The best construction sign  
Warning: man dancing in briefs and braces

I’m fairly sure that’s what this spanish sign means.

 

4. The best brand name
Do you need more love? Specifically in your face? I thought so…  

Barcelona has the answer:

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5. The best reason to go to war with Spain
In a major department store just off the main square I found this and it’s definitely not British. We Brits frown at stuff like this with uncompromising frowns. If we ever need to fight Spain for any reason, this picture would surely fire the troops up.

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Listen carefully, Spain: ‘The Queen does not poo.’

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