Jon’s best way to sell Pumpernickel


Yes ladies and gentlemen, a picture says it all. If you buy pumpernickel, you will be happy, attractive and successful in love.

Why? Because its pumpernickel of course, statistically the most romantic food.

Some of you may be sitting at home thinking ‘why am I so alone?’ But really you should be asking yourself ‘why have I not tried pumpernickel before?’ In fact, both questions have the same answer.

So there you have it, the best way to sell German bread is to make it sexy. And the best way to live a fulfilled and dreamy life is to buy pumpernickel.

That’s it for today but thanks to mestemacher for doing some classy marketing and giving me something to talk about on two post Friday.